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Originally published at snekblog. You can comment here or there.

A summary of like 90% of the calls I have received so far:

“My bf is trash. Will he spontaneously stop being trash and be nice to me?”

Which is kind of heartbreaking because I’m not really allowed to say “No, probably not. Dump the asswad and do something nice for yourself instead”.

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Originally published at snekblog. You can comment here or there.

So I guess my financial situation picked up a bit; I got a new job, at least, which is to say I’m now working on a tarot phone line.

I feel a bit unsure about this whole thing, because honestly, I am pretty damn sure I’m not psychic, and I’m fairly agnostic about whether tarot cards work at all. But, then again, I made sure not to say ‘oh, I’m totally psychic and can see into the future!’ in any way on my profile; it just says that I’m good at interpreting the cards (true) and I’m a good listener (true, I hope).

… which judging from my experience so far, is kind of what people are looking for anyway? Like, maybe it’s because I started on Christmas eve, but damn, I kind of want to hug every person who’s called me so far.

(also, I get like £10+ an hour doing this, which is so much better than the ~£3-4 I’ve been making with transcription lately. It’s emotionally exhausting as fuck, yeah, but it’s a lot less physically tiring.)

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