this job is gonna break my heart

[seasnakes]

Originally published at snekblog. You can comment here or there.

A summary of like 90% of the calls I have received so far:

“My bf is trash. Will he spontaneously stop being trash and be nice to me?”

Which is kind of heartbreaking because I’m not really allowed to say “No, probably not. Dump the asswad and do something nice for yourself instead”.